Sorry that I have not posted for a while. School and helping out with Christmas Plays and concerts have took over my life. Today was one of the first days in a long time that I have little to do, which is a great feeling!!
I will be posting more after the first of the year!! 2008 is going to be great!!
Oh, Merry Christmas to everyone who celebrates it!! Hope everyone had a great day...I know I did!!!
Tuesday, December 25, 2007
Friday, November 02, 2007
Britney Spears To-Do List...
I found this on the internet. Came form a paper in AZ.
Britney Spears would love to have a lesbian affair with US socialite Kim Kardashian.
The troubled singer, who allegedly once tried to seduce her children's nanny and was photographed romping topless in a pool with former assistant Shannon Funk, revealed her lust for Kim during a tell-all game with friends.
When asked which celebrity she would most like to have sex with, Britney reportedly said, "I really love Kim's butt, skin and hair. Kim is a real woman. She is a real horny beast."
Kim, who caused uproar in the US after her homemade sex tape with ex-boyfriend Ray-J was released, isn't the only brunette beauty admired by Britney.
The 'Gimme More' singer also revealed she lusts after stunning actresses Carmen Electra and Halle Berry, while Brad Pitt and George Clooney top her list of sexiest men.
A source said, "She was so graphic. It's funny to hear America's pop darling get so dirty."
Thursday, reports came that Britney allowed a stranger to snort cocaine off her chest during a wild party at her Hollywood mansion - just two days after she lost visiting rights to her children last month.
Guitarist Scott Kohler, who had met Britney earlier that night in Los Angeles club Hyde, claims one male member of the party offered Britney cocaine and "joked he wanted to do a line off her chest and she agreed."
Scott, 29, said Britney "seemed drunk" and alleged she also snorted the class-A drug, even though she passed a court ordered drug test the next day.
Earlier this week, a judge turned down Britney's plea for joint custody after a parenting coach said she "rarely" talked or played with two-year-old Sean Preston or 13-month-old Jayden James.
Britney Spears would love to have a lesbian affair with US socialite Kim Kardashian.
The troubled singer, who allegedly once tried to seduce her children's nanny and was photographed romping topless in a pool with former assistant Shannon Funk, revealed her lust for Kim during a tell-all game with friends.
When asked which celebrity she would most like to have sex with, Britney reportedly said, "I really love Kim's butt, skin and hair. Kim is a real woman. She is a real horny beast."
Kim, who caused uproar in the US after her homemade sex tape with ex-boyfriend Ray-J was released, isn't the only brunette beauty admired by Britney.
The 'Gimme More' singer also revealed she lusts after stunning actresses Carmen Electra and Halle Berry, while Brad Pitt and George Clooney top her list of sexiest men.
A source said, "She was so graphic. It's funny to hear America's pop darling get so dirty."
Thursday, reports came that Britney allowed a stranger to snort cocaine off her chest during a wild party at her Hollywood mansion - just two days after she lost visiting rights to her children last month.
Guitarist Scott Kohler, who had met Britney earlier that night in Los Angeles club Hyde, claims one male member of the party offered Britney cocaine and "joked he wanted to do a line off her chest and she agreed."
Scott, 29, said Britney "seemed drunk" and alleged she also snorted the class-A drug, even though she passed a court ordered drug test the next day.
Earlier this week, a judge turned down Britney's plea for joint custody after a parenting coach said she "rarely" talked or played with two-year-old Sean Preston or 13-month-old Jayden James.
Thursday, October 11, 2007
101 Pickup Lines...
Here is 101 pickup lines for your enjoyment. Revieved these in an e-mail today!!
101. I'm a milkman. Want it in the front or the back?
100. My friends call me Orange. Wanna squeeze me?
99. My friends call me Booger. Wanna eat me?
98. My friends call me scab. You should pick me.
97. I'm a pilot. Can I see your cockpit?
96. My friends call me Santa. Wanna sit on my lap?
95. My name is butthole. Whats up yours?
94. My name is richard, but my friends call me dick. Wanna know why?
92. (leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate.
91. I'm a caveman. Lets go splunking.
90. I'm an army man, wanna see my cannon?
89. I'm a doctor, take your clothes off.
88. Honey, you look better than a new set of snow tires.
87. Your boobees are almost as big as my moms.
86. (While in the country) You're car break down here often?
85. Is that perfume, or did a skunk just spray you?
84. You smell just like the lady at the retirement home.
83. You know, my mother has that same dress.
82. Lets eat Spam.
81. Can I look up your dress?
80. I work at a condom factory, wanna test my product?
79. They don't call me the Italian Stallion for nothing.
78. My name's Clark Kent. Let's go strip in a telephone booth.
77. Put you lippers on my zipper.
76. Wanna know why my friends call me Donut Boy?
75. Didn't I see you on a street corner?
74. Ever think of involving a cat?
73. Is that tuna I smell?
72. Wanna watch a porno?
71. I once won a belching contest. I can prove it.
70. Want to smell my cologne? It cost 2 dollars for a half gallon.
69. I'll take you to McDonalds on prom night.
68. Have I ever used a cheesy pick up line?
67. Can you spell ICUP. I-C-U-P. You saw meee. (laugh profusely)
66. Can you say constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask
65. Have you ever been caught masturbating?
64. I wanted to play games with your esophagus.
63. What tastes bad, is white and sticky? Mayonnaise dumbass.
62. My penis was blown off in `nam.
61. Is that cellulite or did you put cottage cheese in your skin.
60. When you told me to fuck off was that a no?
59. Would you consider dating a child molester?
58. My name is Todd, and Todd is a gay name.
57. Please excuse me if I appear erect. I am.
56. I'm a police officer, and I will be forced to due a body cavity search.
55. Have you read the "101 pickup lines guarenteed to get the girl" computer file?
54. Do you own the Anarchist Cookbook?
53. Elvis is my father. Who's yo daddy?
52. Have you ever lit your farts on fire? You want to?
51. What color are your pubic hairs?
50. If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
49. Have you ever played nintendo for 72 hours straight?
48. You are a red red rose, and I'm a little thorny.
47. I'm not wearing any underwear.
46. Lets go bowling.
45. Wanna go for a drive on RUDE 69?
44. Do you have poopies?
43. Lets play bowling. I can shove my fingers in you, then throw you in the gutter.
42. Hey, I know a guy named Robb.
41. I am your puppet.
40. You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
39. Want to see who can pee the farthest?
38. My name's alfalfa. Wanna pluck my sprout?
37. I like to read the comics. How about you?
36. Your the one for me fatty!
35. I'm an Indian. See my totem pole.
34. Whats your sign?
33. Come here often?
32. I drive fast. Wanna burn rubber?
31. My name is Mr. Kernaghan. Let me touch your butt. (captain's note: my 10th grade math teacher)
30. I once went through 4 condoms in one night of masturbating.
29. Honey, your like Walmart. Your open 24 hours a day.
28. Lets make a hot dog.
27. Hey! Is that a wig?
26. Are those real?
25. Pardon me, but how much do you weigh.
24. Good lord those are big feet.
23. If you had six nipples and a wet nose you'd be as good as my dog.
22. You remind me of my first grade teacher!
21. Wait a minute! You are my first grade teacher.
20. Is that your bellybutton, or were you hit by a meteor?
19. Do you want extra sour cream on that?
18. Hi! I support shareware.
17. Hi, are you a butt pirate?
16. Yippee, I'm wet.
15. May I offer you some cheese nips.
14. Your like Radio Shack, everything I want is too expensive.
13. Look! That guys a penis head.
12. I only buy playboy for the articles.
11. I haven't gotten any in 2 years, what about you?
10. Wanna go play twister naked?
09. When I was little I had an erecter set.
08. Ever heard the song Detachable Penis?
07. I'm a pyro, and my fire burns only for you.
06. I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
05. I work the fries at McDonald's and I save the grease too.
04. Have you ever used spam in bed?
03. Baby...You're Elite.
02. I'm an astronaut. Wanna see my rocket?
01. My name is Butthole. Do you have one?
101. I'm a milkman. Want it in the front or the back?
100. My friends call me Orange. Wanna squeeze me?
99. My friends call me Booger. Wanna eat me?
98. My friends call me scab. You should pick me.
97. I'm a pilot. Can I see your cockpit?
96. My friends call me Santa. Wanna sit on my lap?
95. My name is butthole. Whats up yours?
94. My name is richard, but my friends call me dick. Wanna know why?
92. (leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate.
91. I'm a caveman. Lets go splunking.
90. I'm an army man, wanna see my cannon?
89. I'm a doctor, take your clothes off.
88. Honey, you look better than a new set of snow tires.
87. Your boobees are almost as big as my moms.
86. (While in the country) You're car break down here often?
85. Is that perfume, or did a skunk just spray you?
84. You smell just like the lady at the retirement home.
83. You know, my mother has that same dress.
82. Lets eat Spam.
81. Can I look up your dress?
80. I work at a condom factory, wanna test my product?
79. They don't call me the Italian Stallion for nothing.
78. My name's Clark Kent. Let's go strip in a telephone booth.
77. Put you lippers on my zipper.
76. Wanna know why my friends call me Donut Boy?
75. Didn't I see you on a street corner?
74. Ever think of involving a cat?
73. Is that tuna I smell?
72. Wanna watch a porno?
71. I once won a belching contest. I can prove it.
70. Want to smell my cologne? It cost 2 dollars for a half gallon.
69. I'll take you to McDonalds on prom night.
68. Have I ever used a cheesy pick up line?
67. Can you spell ICUP. I-C-U-P. You saw meee. (laugh profusely)
66. Can you say constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask
65. Have you ever been caught masturbating?
64. I wanted to play games with your esophagus.
63. What tastes bad, is white and sticky? Mayonnaise dumbass.
62. My penis was blown off in `nam.
61. Is that cellulite or did you put cottage cheese in your skin.
60. When you told me to fuck off was that a no?
59. Would you consider dating a child molester?
58. My name is Todd, and Todd is a gay name.
57. Please excuse me if I appear erect. I am.
56. I'm a police officer, and I will be forced to due a body cavity search.
55. Have you read the "101 pickup lines guarenteed to get the girl" computer file?
54. Do you own the Anarchist Cookbook?
53. Elvis is my father. Who's yo daddy?
52. Have you ever lit your farts on fire? You want to?
51. What color are your pubic hairs?
50. If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
49. Have you ever played nintendo for 72 hours straight?
48. You are a red red rose, and I'm a little thorny.
47. I'm not wearing any underwear.
46. Lets go bowling.
45. Wanna go for a drive on RUDE 69?
44. Do you have poopies?
43. Lets play bowling. I can shove my fingers in you, then throw you in the gutter.
42. Hey, I know a guy named Robb.
41. I am your puppet.
40. You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
39. Want to see who can pee the farthest?
38. My name's alfalfa. Wanna pluck my sprout?
37. I like to read the comics. How about you?
36. Your the one for me fatty!
35. I'm an Indian. See my totem pole.
34. Whats your sign?
33. Come here often?
32. I drive fast. Wanna burn rubber?
31. My name is Mr. Kernaghan. Let me touch your butt. (captain's note: my 10th grade math teacher)
30. I once went through 4 condoms in one night of masturbating.
29. Honey, your like Walmart. Your open 24 hours a day.
28. Lets make a hot dog.
27. Hey! Is that a wig?
26. Are those real?
25. Pardon me, but how much do you weigh.
24. Good lord those are big feet.
23. If you had six nipples and a wet nose you'd be as good as my dog.
22. You remind me of my first grade teacher!
21. Wait a minute! You are my first grade teacher.
20. Is that your bellybutton, or were you hit by a meteor?
19. Do you want extra sour cream on that?
18. Hi! I support shareware.
17. Hi, are you a butt pirate?
16. Yippee, I'm wet.
15. May I offer you some cheese nips.
14. Your like Radio Shack, everything I want is too expensive.
13. Look! That guys a penis head.
12. I only buy playboy for the articles.
11. I haven't gotten any in 2 years, what about you?
10. Wanna go play twister naked?
09. When I was little I had an erecter set.
08. Ever heard the song Detachable Penis?
07. I'm a pyro, and my fire burns only for you.
06. I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
05. I work the fries at McDonald's and I save the grease too.
04. Have you ever used spam in bed?
03. Baby...You're Elite.
02. I'm an astronaut. Wanna see my rocket?
01. My name is Butthole. Do you have one?
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
The Rest of the Week...
Yea for Fall Break!!
In about a hour and a half, I will be heading to Connecticut. I will be there til late Thursday. Then On Friday Afternoon, I will be heading to Athens, Ohio for OU's homecoming!! Can't Wait!!!
In about a hour and a half, I will be heading to Connecticut. I will be there til late Thursday. Then On Friday Afternoon, I will be heading to Athens, Ohio for OU's homecoming!! Can't Wait!!!
Friday, October 05, 2007
What a week....
Sorry for not posting, but the last few days has been crazy!!!
I had to do a couple presentations, take a midterm, and write a midterm for the class I teach(easier said then done). Along with my second job, its just been wild.
Last night was interesting. After a long day @ school, I just wanted to go to my apartment and crash. When I get to my apartment building, there were two flashing police cars there with a bunch of cops at the apartment next to mine. As I went up to my door, a police officer came up to me questioning me about the people who live next to me. I don't even really know the people who live next door to me. yeah, I met them once, but that's about it. they were asking me if I knew of any drug selling and/or gang activity happening at that apartment. I did not know anything about those things. It seems the officers did not believe me @ first. They kept questioning me for a while. Finally, they left me along! I soooo hate the Cincinnati police!!
Fall break is next week (Wed, Thurs, Fri). So excited! I so need a break. FOr Wed and Thurs, I am going to Lime Park, CT to play around with race/sport cars with a friend who drives them all the time. Friday and Saturday I will be going to Ohio University for Homecoming, drinking, partying,and escaping from the "real world."
I had to do a couple presentations, take a midterm, and write a midterm for the class I teach(easier said then done). Along with my second job, its just been wild.
Last night was interesting. After a long day @ school, I just wanted to go to my apartment and crash. When I get to my apartment building, there were two flashing police cars there with a bunch of cops at the apartment next to mine. As I went up to my door, a police officer came up to me questioning me about the people who live next to me. I don't even really know the people who live next door to me. yeah, I met them once, but that's about it. they were asking me if I knew of any drug selling and/or gang activity happening at that apartment. I did not know anything about those things. It seems the officers did not believe me @ first. They kept questioning me for a while. Finally, they left me along! I soooo hate the Cincinnati police!!
Fall break is next week (Wed, Thurs, Fri). So excited! I so need a break. FOr Wed and Thurs, I am going to Lime Park, CT to play around with race/sport cars with a friend who drives them all the time. Friday and Saturday I will be going to Ohio University for Homecoming, drinking, partying,and escaping from the "real world."
Monday, September 24, 2007
Pumpkin Spice
Starbucks has brought back the pumpkin spice latte. Yea for that! I had one today and it was sooo good. One of my favorite drinks from Starbucks!!
Friday, September 21, 2007
My week and the weekend ahead! :)
Finally, its the weekend!! I alsways look forwaed to weekneds. No classes, no teaching, and lots of fun.
The week has been fine. Of course, they put a lot of reading on us to do, but I can do it something soon. Always have, always will. My students in the class I teach have been annoying on Tuesady, but they will good on Thursday. The things have been finalized for me going to Germany in December. So ecited about that!! All I have to do is come up with spending money, since I already have my passport. The rest is payed for my the school. Though it involved watching over undergrad students, I am still very excited. Beer Gardens, here I come.
This weekend, my boyfriend, his friend Jason , and I are going to do a Family Rally Race. Its being held by the Cincinnati Regional SCCA. ZYou don't need any specialy Rally Sports Cars, just a good car that is safe and not souped up. Its about a 100 mile course you drive that is throughout Hamilton and Bulter County. There is a driver and a navigator. Jason is driving and I am the navigator. My boyfriend is along for the ride. I am excited for this. It sounds like so much fun!!
Well kids, I am checking out for the weekend. Might make a random news of the weird post sometime this weekend, you never know!!
The week has been fine. Of course, they put a lot of reading on us to do, but I can do it something soon. Always have, always will. My students in the class I teach have been annoying on Tuesady, but they will good on Thursday. The things have been finalized for me going to Germany in December. So ecited about that!! All I have to do is come up with spending money, since I already have my passport. The rest is payed for my the school. Though it involved watching over undergrad students, I am still very excited. Beer Gardens, here I come.
This weekend, my boyfriend, his friend Jason , and I are going to do a Family Rally Race. Its being held by the Cincinnati Regional SCCA. ZYou don't need any specialy Rally Sports Cars, just a good car that is safe and not souped up. Its about a 100 mile course you drive that is throughout Hamilton and Bulter County. There is a driver and a navigator. Jason is driving and I am the navigator. My boyfriend is along for the ride. I am excited for this. It sounds like so much fun!!
Well kids, I am checking out for the weekend. Might make a random news of the weird post sometime this weekend, you never know!!
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